plz crY..!! its good for health..

"There was a study done where a control group of 100 people were divided into two. 50 people watched a very funny, tears-of laughter type movie. 50 watched a very sad and tears of compassion type movie. At the end of the sessions researchers collected the "happy tears" and the "sad tears" with eye droppers. They found that "happy tears" are made up of brine...salt water and not a great deal else However the "sad tears" were found to contain the very same chemicals and enzymes that are found in tumors, ulcers and other such lumps and bumps and sicknesses through out the body. This test concluded that the body, when crying in sadness etc is literally flushing out all of the toxic-chemicals that accumulate and are a part of the sadness /heartache experience. Therefore if one holds back those tears, those toxic-waters will find somewhere else to deposit themselves... . and prolonged lack-of-crying-release will guarantee that the body will accumulate a huge amount of internal pollution and toxicity that should have been released through the tears........ is it any wonder that the eyes sting so much when we hold back our tears?"


LESSON FROM THE STUDY: CRY YOUR HEART OUT WHEN YOU ARE SAD, LONELY, ALONE, DEPRESSED, ETC.....IT IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH!

DeNise n DeNephew

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.


Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.


The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."


The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot!"


Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"


"Denise," the doctor says.


The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name!


Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"


The doctor replies, DeNephew.

StUpID BosS??!!

Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one. "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid. If you don't believe me I'll show you.

He called his driver Ah Beng over and said, "Ah Beng, here is a $10 note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes".

To which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and rushed off to the Showroom.
The rich man then turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." And he called his driver, Ali.

"Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." To which Ali said, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and ran home.

"See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."

Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh, you know my boss is sooooooo stupid. He gave me $10 and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes.... .Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"

Ali replied, "You think your boss is stupid? My boss lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home... He got handphone what, he can just call up to check lah, bodoh!!!"

Passing an exam

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump."Congratulations! You're a free man.

Just tell me why you didn’t jump?" asked the doctor.


To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

ThE DuCk N ThE DEvIL

There was a little boy visiting hisgrandparents on their farm.

He was given a slingshot to play without in the woods.He Practiced in the woods, but hecould never hit the target.

Getting A little discouraged, heheaded back for dinner. As he wasWalking back he saw Grandma's pet duck.Just out of impulse, he let theslingshot fly, hit the duck Square inthe head, and killed it. He wasshocked and grieved.

In a panic, he hid the dead duck inthe wood pile, only to see His sisterwatching! Sally had seen it all, butshe said nothing.

After lunch the next day Grandmasaid, "Sally, let's wash the Dishes."But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny toldme he wanted to help in The kitchen."Then she whispered to him, " Rememberthe duck?" So Johnny did the dishes.

Later that day, Grandpa asked if thechildren wanted to go Fishing andGrandma said, "I'm sorry but I needSally to help make Supper."

Sally just smiled and said," Wellthat's all right because Johnny toldMe he wanted to help." She whispered again, "Remember the duck? " So SallyWent fishing and Johnny stayed tohelp.

After several days of Johnny doingboth his chores and Sally's, Hefinally couldn't stand it any longer.He came to Grandma and confessed thathe had killed the duck.

Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug,and said, "Sweetheart, I know. Yousee, I was standing at the window andI saw the whole thing, but because Ilove you, I forgave you. I was justwondering how long You would let Sallymake a slave of you. "

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Thought for the day and every daythereafter?

Whatever is in your past, whatever youhave done... And the devil Keepsthrowing it up in your face (lying,cheating, debt, fear, bad Habits,hatred, anger, bitterness,etc.) ....whatever it is....You needto know that God was standing at thewindow and He saw the whole thing.....He has seen your whole life.He wants you to know that He loves youand that you are forgiven.

He's just wondering how long you willlet the devil make a slave Of you .

The great thing about God is that whenyou ask for forgiveness, He Not onlyforgives you, but He forgets . It isby God's grace and Mercy that we aresaved.

Go ahead and make the difference insomeone's life today. Share This witha friend and always remember : God is at the window.

L0V3 n LiF3

This story tells us something about LOVE & LIFE.

My husband is S/W Engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders.

Two years of courtship and now, five years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am getting tired of it. The reasons of me loving him before, has now transformed into the cause of all my restlessness.

I am a sentimental woman and extremely sensitive when it comes to a relationship and my feelings. I yearn for the romantic moments, like a little girl yearning for candy. My husband is my complete opposite; his lack of sensitivity, and the inability of bringing romantic moments into our marriage has disheartened me about LOVE.

One day, I finally decided to tell him my decision, that I wanted a divorce.

"Why? " he asked, shocked.

"I am tired. There are no reasons for everything in the world!" I answered.

He kept silent the whole night, seemingly in deep thought. My feeling of disappointment only increased. Here was a man who was not able to even express his predicament, so what else could I expect from him?

And finally he asked me: "What can I do to change your mind?"

Somebody said it right... It's hard to change a person's personality, and I guess, I have started losing faith in him.

Looking deep into his eyes I slowly answered: "Here is the question. If you can answer and convince my heart, I will change my mind.

Let's say, I want a flower located on the face of a mountain cliff, and we both are sure that picking the flower will cause your death. Will you do it for me?"

He said: " I will give you your answer tomorrow...." My hopes just sank by listening to his response.

I woke up the next morning to find him gone, and saw a piece of paper with his scratchy handwriting underneath a milk glass, on the dining table near the front door, that goes....

My dear, "I would not pick that flower for you, but....please allow me to explain the reasons further.....

This first line was already breaking my heart. I continued reading.

"When you use the computer you always mess up the Software programs, and you cry in front of the screen. I have to save my fingers so that I can help to restore the programs.

You always leave the house keys behind, thus I have to save my legs to rush home to open the door for you.

You love traveling but always lose your way in a new city. I have to save my eyes to show you the way.

You always have the cramps whenever your "good friend" approaches every month. I have to save my palms so that I can calm the cramps in your tummy.

You like to stay indoors, and I worry that you will be infected by infantile autism. I have to save my mouth to tell you jokes and stories to cure your boredom.

You always stare at the computer, and that will do nothing good for your eyes. I have to save my eyes so that when we grow old, I can help to clip your nails and help to remove those annoying white hairs. So I can also hold your hand while strolling down the beach, as you enjoy the sunshine and the beautiful sand...and tell you the colour of flowers, just like the colour of the glow on your young face...

Thus, my dear, unless I am sure that there is someone who loves you more than I do... I could not pick that flower yet, and die ... "

My tears fell on the letter, and blurred the ink of his handwriting. .. And as I continue on reading... "Now, that you have finished reading my answer, and if you are satisfied, please open the front door for I am standing outside bringing your favorite bread and fresh milk...

I rushed to pull open the door, and saw his anxious face, clutching tightly with his hands, the milk bottle and loaf of bread....Now I am very sure that no one will ever love me as much as he does, and I have decided to leave the flower alone...

That's LIFE, and LOVE. When one is surrounded by love, the feeling of excitement fades away, and one tends to ignore the true love that lies in between the peace and dullness.

Love shows up in all forms; even in very small and cheeky forms. It has never been a model. It could be the dullest and most boring form ...

Flowers, and romantic moments are only used and appear on the surface of the relationship. Under all this, the pillar of true love stands... AND THAT'S LIFE