Long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it every day. He loved the tree top, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow...He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him. Time went by....... The little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday. One day the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad.
"Come play with me," the asked the boy. I am no longer a kid, I don't ' play around trees anymore." The boy replied, "I want toys. I need money to buy them." "Sorry, but I don't have money.....but you can pick my apples and sell them. Then you will have money." The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy never came back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.. One day the boy returned and the tree was so excited.
"Come and play with me" the tree said. I don't have time to play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me? "Sorry but I don't have a house. But you can chop off my branches to build your house." So the boy cut all the branches off the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then. The tree was lonely and sad. One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was so delighted.
"Come and play with me!" the tree said. "I am so sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat? " "Use my trunk to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy." So the boy cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and never showed up for a very long long time. Finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years. "Sorry, my boy, but I don't have anything for you anymore. No more apples for yo u...." the tree said". "I don't have teeth to bite" the boy replied. "No more trunk for you to climb on" I am too old for that now" the boy said. "I really can't give you anything.... .the only thing left is my dying roots" the tree said with tears. "I don't need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years." The boy replied "Good! Old Tree Roots is the best place to lean and rest on." "Come, come sit down with me and rest " The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears...... This is a story for everyone. The tree is our parents. When we were young, we loved to play with Mom and Dad...When we grew up, we left them...only come to them when we need something or when we are in trouble. No matter what, parents will always be there and give everything they can to make you happy. You may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that is how all of us are treating our parents.
Love your parents, no matter where they are.
21 September, 2007
ExChAnG WiFe WiTh WHiSkY??!!
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what Happened.
"I did a terrible thing ," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my Wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort."
"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back Right?"
"Right!" said the drunk, still crying.
"You're sorry you sold her because you realized, too late, that you still loved Her?"
"Oh, No, who the hell wants to love her," said the drunk. "I want her back Because I'm thirsty again!"
"I did a terrible thing ," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my Wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort."
"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back Right?"
"Right!" said the drunk, still crying.
"You're sorry you sold her because you realized, too late, that you still loved Her?"
"Oh, No, who the hell wants to love her," said the drunk. "I want her back Because I'm thirsty again!"
26 August, 2007
plz crY..!! its good for health..
"There was a study done where a control group of 100 people were divided into two. 50 people watched a very funny, tears-of laughter type movie. 50 watched a very sad and tears of compassion type movie. At the end of the sessions researchers collected the "happy tears" and the "sad tears" with eye droppers. They found that "happy tears" are made up of brine...salt water and not a great deal else However the "sad tears" were found to contain the very same chemicals and enzymes that are found in tumors, ulcers and other such lumps and bumps and sicknesses through out the body. This test concluded that the body, when crying in sadness etc is literally flushing out all of the toxic-chemicals that accumulate and are a part of the sadness /heartache experience. Therefore if one holds back those tears, those toxic-waters will find somewhere else to deposit themselves... . and prolonged lack-of-crying-release will guarantee that the body will accumulate a huge amount of internal pollution and toxicity that should have been released through the tears........ is it any wonder that the eyes sting so much when we hold back our tears?"
LESSON FROM THE STUDY: CRY YOUR HEART OUT WHEN YOU ARE SAD, LONELY, ALONE, DEPRESSED, ETC.....IT IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH!
LESSON FROM THE STUDY: CRY YOUR HEART OUT WHEN YOU ARE SAD, LONELY, ALONE, DEPRESSED, ETC.....IT IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH!
DeNise n DeNephew
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name!
Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, DeNephew.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name!
Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, DeNephew.
StUpID BosS??!!
Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one. "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid. If you don't believe me I'll show you.
He called his driver Ah Beng over and said, "Ah Beng, here is a $10 note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes".
To which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and rushed off to the Showroom.
The rich man then turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." And he called his driver, Ali.
"Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." To which Ali said, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and ran home.
"See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."
Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh, you know my boss is sooooooo stupid. He gave me $10 and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes.... .Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"
Ali replied, "You think your boss is stupid? My boss lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home... He got handphone what, he can just call up to check lah, bodoh!!!"
He called his driver Ah Beng over and said, "Ah Beng, here is a $10 note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes".
To which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and rushed off to the Showroom.
The rich man then turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." And he called his driver, Ali.
"Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." To which Ali said, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and ran home.
"See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."
Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh, you know my boss is sooooooo stupid. He gave me $10 and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes.... .Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"
Ali replied, "You think your boss is stupid? My boss lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home... He got handphone what, he can just call up to check lah, bodoh!!!"
25 August, 2007
Passing an exam
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump."Congratulations! You're a free man.
Just tell me why you didn’t jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump."Congratulations! You're a free man.
Just tell me why you didn’t jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
06 June, 2007
ThE DuCk N ThE DEvIL
There was a little boy visiting hisgrandparents on their farm.
He was given a slingshot to play without in the woods.He Practiced in the woods, but hecould never hit the target.
Getting A little discouraged, heheaded back for dinner. As he wasWalking back he saw Grandma's pet duck.Just out of impulse, he let theslingshot fly, hit the duck Square inthe head, and killed it. He wasshocked and grieved.
In a panic, he hid the dead duck inthe wood pile, only to see His sisterwatching! Sally had seen it all, butshe said nothing.
After lunch the next day Grandmasaid, "Sally, let's wash the Dishes."But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny toldme he wanted to help in The kitchen."Then she whispered to him, " Rememberthe duck?" So Johnny did the dishes.
Later that day, Grandpa asked if thechildren wanted to go Fishing andGrandma said, "I'm sorry but I needSally to help make Supper."
Sally just smiled and said," Wellthat's all right because Johnny toldMe he wanted to help." She whispered again, "Remember the duck? " So SallyWent fishing and Johnny stayed tohelp.
After several days of Johnny doingboth his chores and Sally's, Hefinally couldn't stand it any longer.He came to Grandma and confessed thathe had killed the duck.
Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug,and said, "Sweetheart, I know. Yousee, I was standing at the window andI saw the whole thing, but because Ilove you, I forgave you. I was justwondering how long You would let Sallymake a slave of you. "
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Thought for the day and every daythereafter?
Whatever is in your past, whatever youhave done... And the devil Keepsthrowing it up in your face (lying,cheating, debt, fear, bad Habits,hatred, anger, bitterness,etc.) ....whatever it is....You needto know that God was standing at thewindow and He saw the whole thing.....He has seen your whole life.He wants you to know that He loves youand that you are forgiven.
He's just wondering how long you willlet the devil make a slave Of you .
The great thing about God is that whenyou ask for forgiveness, He Not onlyforgives you, but He forgets . It isby God's grace and Mercy that we aresaved.
Go ahead and make the difference insomeone's life today. Share This witha friend and always remember : God is at the window.
He was given a slingshot to play without in the woods.He Practiced in the woods, but hecould never hit the target.
Getting A little discouraged, heheaded back for dinner. As he wasWalking back he saw Grandma's pet duck.Just out of impulse, he let theslingshot fly, hit the duck Square inthe head, and killed it. He wasshocked and grieved.
In a panic, he hid the dead duck inthe wood pile, only to see His sisterwatching! Sally had seen it all, butshe said nothing.
After lunch the next day Grandmasaid, "Sally, let's wash the Dishes."But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny toldme he wanted to help in The kitchen."Then she whispered to him, " Rememberthe duck?" So Johnny did the dishes.
Later that day, Grandpa asked if thechildren wanted to go Fishing andGrandma said, "I'm sorry but I needSally to help make Supper."
Sally just smiled and said," Wellthat's all right because Johnny toldMe he wanted to help." She whispered again, "Remember the duck? " So SallyWent fishing and Johnny stayed tohelp.
After several days of Johnny doingboth his chores and Sally's, Hefinally couldn't stand it any longer.He came to Grandma and confessed thathe had killed the duck.
Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug,and said, "Sweetheart, I know. Yousee, I was standing at the window andI saw the whole thing, but because Ilove you, I forgave you. I was justwondering how long You would let Sallymake a slave of you. "
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Thought for the day and every daythereafter?
Whatever is in your past, whatever youhave done... And the devil Keepsthrowing it up in your face (lying,cheating, debt, fear, bad Habits,hatred, anger, bitterness,etc.) ....whatever it is....You needto know that God was standing at thewindow and He saw the whole thing.....He has seen your whole life.He wants you to know that He loves youand that you are forgiven.
He's just wondering how long you willlet the devil make a slave Of you .
The great thing about God is that whenyou ask for forgiveness, He Not onlyforgives you, but He forgets . It isby God's grace and Mercy that we aresaved.
Go ahead and make the difference insomeone's life today. Share This witha friend and always remember : God is at the window.
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